You guys! The mail just came, and someone amazing sent me a Guzzle Buddy, and OMG, it’s the best! It even comes with instructions, and if you can’t figure it out, there’s a video to show you how to stick the rubber end into the wine bottle. Plus, there’s a warning about how it’s actually glass and will break if you tip your bottle over and being a responsible drinker. It’s like my Christmas wish came early. I have no idea who sent it (let me know so I can at least toast you), but if someone else could drop off some wine, that’d be great.