The weird hermit crabs started making noises started again, so, like a fool who never learns, I went to investigate.
I picked up Fries, who’s in a fancy new glow in the dark shell, and at first, he was all, “Hi,” but then he leapt out his freaking shell and tried to KILL me. Literally jumped out of the damned shell onto my arm with his little hermit crab legs scrambling all over and his claw out. Look at the death in those beady little eyes. Nice going, spawn. He’s REALLY not afraid of people anymore. Who needed hermit crabs that are hand-tamed? Now he’s swimming in salt water and chirping his victory song. Psychocrab.
And Cheeseburger appears to be buried now, and we all know how that went a month ago when Fries did it.