Because Deanna said I should post this. I decided to straighten up the crabitat, so I put Cheeseburger and Fries in a pan, which is, arguably, where they have belonged all along (with a little butter), and then I started to sift through the sand, and then I was literally sifting out their legs for them. I put the legs in the food dish to make their autosarcophagy easier. Also, I’m pretty sure Cheeseburger is now in the hut devouring Fries because I guess they don’t appreciate a clean house or something. Crabs are confusing.