I gave it a lot of thought. I did. And I decided that The Kraken’s word for 2017 is going to be SMITE. I think it’s what Krakens do. It’s certainly what I do often enough. I’m going to collect instruments of smiting, read about smiting, maybe take a class on This History of the Smite, and go about smiting injustice and unfairness and bugs and laundry and whatever else, really, annoys me or seems unfair. So, SMITE it is.
And yes, I know it’s an incredibly popular video game for Xbox One, and no, why would you think I just learned that searching for this meme? Sheesh people.